I guess we could talk how the influx of slick costumes have become the premise of any party we have and will ever have, but we could, like, talk about what’s really important here: the tunes. Who would’ve guessed that the slickest, sickest, funkiest songs make the perfect background music for a night of hairpieces, which is like, every night, any chance we can get? Maybe it’s because I have a soft spot for disco and all things heavy bassline, but I can tell it’s gonna be a good night when the entire party is singing Heatwave’s Boogie Nights. Stay alive, y’all.

Nothing like getting lost in Joshua Tree to make you appreciate civilization. Sho Higuchi, the human action figure, took us on a climbing field trip to a whole new world only three hours away from home sweet Los Angeles. Everything was going pretty well until Sho took a pretty nasty 20-ft tall (this number will change, depending on how exciting I want to make this story, but I think it was 20 feet) at the end. Luckily for him, a joshua tree actually broke his fall, saving him from defeated limbs and a broken heart.

If you have a highly active imagination or on acid or dehydrated (pick your poison, pick wisely), Joshua Tree can look and feel like you’re on a different planet. For us climbers, it was like nature made us a playground.

Whatever. Nobody cares.

Hayley and I go see Tycho at the Independent in San Francisco

Ran into Chase after the Tycho show this past January.

Baby, listen to the sound
(It’s) only something God knows

But I really, really, like you, and we all only get to do this lifetime once, y’all, so, without further ado, let’s get to sending positive vibes.

…in a digestible list format, a la Thought Catalog.

1. Spring/Summer 2013
After wearing only black, oxblood and booties (ugh, I’m such a hip fuck) all of F/W 2013, I’m ready to use swim suits as body suits and look like a pastel crayon vomm-ed all over me and wear a cute lipstick color that doesn’t make me look like I ate human flesh for breakfast (so F/W 2013, so over it).

2. Coachella
Coachella thinks it’s 2003 this year, but whatever, it’s Coachella.

3. Kimye’s baby
Are we ready for the best collaboration our modern times has ever witnessed? All I request is that the baby’s name will not sound like a strain of weed.

4.These videos, for shits & giggles

5. Devendra Benhart lookin’ like a cute as fuck douche bag, with an annoyingly hot girlfriend that probably both models and sings back up vocals for his music
Enough said.

Time walks around the room, counting up the days while I count down. Time is infinite, but I am finite. “I used to think I could escape you,” I tell Time. “Nobody does,” Time murmurs, “You can’t play me, baby.”

I nod.

“I’m okay with that, I guess. I understand.”

“Everybody dies,” Time laughs, “including you.”