MS MR – Hurricane
Not that you care or anything (because half the time I don’t even care), here’s a growing list in my head of people I wish I were friends with and people I just can’t help but love to hate. Obviously, all these thoughts take precedent over studying about stock options and supply chain management.
People that are so f$@!%@g cool:
1. Reverend Oliver White, whom I’d abso-friggin’-lutely go back to church for
2. These kids, covering Hall & Oates in a van. If you know my obsession with Hall & Oates and all things 70′s/80′s…
People that are so f$@!%@g lame:
1. Trailer park girls who steal from girl scouts. I have no words. I love to hate them, but a part of me feels guilty for wallowing in how sad this is. They’re not any different from all the sociopathic bitches out there, and that’s scarier than real life zombies running amuck in Florida.
2. Teen mom leaves her baby on top of a car and drives off. Um.
I still can’t decide if the zombie man in Florida is cool or lame. I don’t know if the guy or people that snort bath salts even warrants any judgement. If bath salts:zombie in Miami::cocaine, laxatives, and cigarettes:: LA bitches before Coachella, who am I to judge?
Happy Friday, y’all. Bissous for everrrybody!
P.S. Somebody, anybody. Please buy this for me.
P.P.S. Solid plans to visit Katrina in Austin, TX this summer. Hell yeah.