Today, I realized that I would love to have witty dialogue that narrated my life. I realized that I adore sitting in the library at lunch to study, accompanied by pestering better friends that belittle my morals, or lack thereof. I realized that the whole three-sixty-five project requires too much energy and commitment, which the latter terrifies me. I realized that I have too many epiphanies in the course of 12 hours. I also realized that I haven’t done a survey since … a million years ago, so rather than homework, than cleaning, than sleeping — I chose to do Millie’s survey instead. (Thanks Millie!)

1: Grab the book nearest to you. Turn to page 28, find line 4. Write down here what it says: “…know about those types of loose girls, those poutanes? Yes I do. I’m not stupid…” – Middlesex by Jeffrey Eugenides

2: Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you touch first?: My ugly, ratty old desk chair that’s been used for a good decade and beyond

3: What is the last thing you watched on TV?: One & One – the N was on while I was making calorie-asorbed quish for my brother

4: WITHOUT LOOKING, guess what the time is: 9:57pm

5: Now look at the clock, what is the actual time?: 9:49PM, I’m close

6: With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?: Eric Vo’s voice on the phone, telling me that I laugh at inappropriate times, e.g. Stephen’s tearful confession about getting caught by the cops, Mr. Devincenzi’s comment about the World Trade Center, crippled people

7: When did you last step outside? What were you doing?: Running out of the car in a wet swim suit, praying to God I wouldn’t get hypothermia

8: Before you came to this website, what did you look at?: Millie’s Fittingly.net, where I stole this survey

9: What are you wearing?: A gray UC Davis sweatshirt and shorts .. I was in my bathrobe for a good hour before I decided it was a good idea to change

10: Did you dream last night? What about?: Well, if anyone actually read this — they would never let me live it down

11: When did you last laugh? Why?: Chris and I were at Jason’s house, watching him meticulously make peanut butter sandwiches for our lunch; discussing his obsession with vitamin gummy bears (He says: You can consume more than the recommended dosage, you can’t OD from gummies. I know because I checked Yahoo! Answers. [looks proudly at his gummy])

12: What is on the walls of the room you are in?: Half of my inspiration wall — torn down thanks to my too loving and undue adoring parents who wish and pray to God I’ll pursue more practical dreams — that I put up again, an easel with blank canvases, canvases filled with ugly paintings, a whole row of books, my awkwardly-shaped speakers, a box full of brushes, charcoal, acrylics, and water color, and last but certainly not least Good Karma posters

13: Seen anything weird lately?: Who searches up fetuses online? (I just read Millie’s answer.) Weird? Ads tempting me to look at their variety of porn — I won’t even bother listing — after trying to find an Adobe Photoshop Serial Number; Jason Phams’s flabby ass? (Question mark, question mark, exclamation mark, question mark, blink, blink, cover)

14: What do you think of this quiz?: I think it’s a great waste of time.

15: What is the last film you saw?: Hard Candy, the best psychological thriller you’ll ever see. Ellen Page is a great actress and I love the coloring effects

16: If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy first?: I’d like me a gold toilet, like the CEO of Oracle

17: Tell me something about you that I don‚Äôt know: I love to take naps, but if that’s no juicy enough — I like to make up stories about the strangers I see at coffee shops

18: If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?: I’d like to make everyone a little more informed of at least one issue; I don’t know how to answer this question

19: Do you like to dance?: I love to, but I can’t, not matter how hard I try. Those swing and ballroom classes during the summer went to waste, unfortunately

20: George Bush: is he a power-crazy nut case or some one who is finally doing something that has needed to be done for years?: Whatever he chooses to do, he’s still a monkey. Luckily, we only have a few more months of him

21: Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?: Something of the hippie sort, maybe Daisy or Marigold or something. I’m kidding, maybe Clohe?

22: Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?: Oswald, his friends can call him Oddy or something bully-educing. It’ll toughen him up

23: Would you ever consider living abroad?: I’d love to!

24: Will you pass on this survey?: Nope, it’s really cute